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 WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS

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PostSubject: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:33 am
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy
named MHEL
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you
can t remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
drunken drunken drunken drunken

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:54 pm
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may also cause you to eat your drinking buddies...
Warning: Consumption of alcohol can teach you how to speak french...
Warning: Consumption of alcohol can make you think that your pillow is a bunch of marshmallows...



jejejeje lol!

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:15 pm
additional info:

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may also cause you to put ur head in the table and think that the table is your pillow.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may also cause you to speak in English even though u hate that subject in college or at school.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may also cause you to become a ninja, where ur friends call it ninja moves.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may also cause you to puke the nutritious foods u ate, lucky if dagiay karne ket han nga rumwar...

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:43 pm
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
drunken drunken drunken drunken
------->VIRUS DETECTED-------->( . )

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:34 pm
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:13 am
WARNING!!!!!! excessive consumption of alcohol can lead you thinking that your 10 feet tall and bullet proof.....

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:32 pm
WARNING: DON'T DRINK AND "BONE"!

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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:56 am
Warning consumption of alcohol can cause you to talk to the BENECO post and water tanks
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PostSubject: Re: WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS   Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:15 am
frostjoker wrote:
Warning consumption of alcohol can cause you to talk to the BENECO post and water tanks




Thats right....Sir William "Frostjoker" Calixto always do it....jejeje.....

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