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PostSubject: This is Karma   Thu May 01, 2008 2:22 pm

Taken from FAS

Dear Luningning,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for It. These last two weeks have been hell.
Mr. Lopez called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice
that I had gotten a new
hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore
a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep
after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore.
Whatever the case is, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband,
Papi Willie

P..S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to
Toronto together this summer ! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is
a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they
drown out your constant whining and gripping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came
to mind was " You look just like
Michael Jackson ! "
but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago..
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the
price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my
SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning ....
and your silk boxers were $49.99 !
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
work it
out, so when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for sixty-nine million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two first class tickets to Manila ,
but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.


Signed,
Rich , Freeeee & Available ,...... Luningning .

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but MARIA , my SISTER,
was born MARIO . I hope you don't have a problem with your hemorrhoids.
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darthaniel
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Thu May 08, 2008 5:38 pm

hahaha eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Thu May 08, 2008 9:43 pm

almoranas soup no.5
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Fri May 09, 2008 5:29 pm

nyahahahaha!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Fri May 09, 2008 7:04 pm

awwwwwww........duhhhhhhhhhh..........ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Fri May 09, 2008 7:44 pm

Yeah! Yan, maniwala kayo sa karma! What goes around comes around . . Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Sun May 11, 2008 9:53 pm

thats right....mamati kayu kadi ta maisalakan kayu..
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Mon May 12, 2008 10:52 am

nyahahahaha Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Thu May 15, 2008 3:38 pm

hala nyahahahahah
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:52 am

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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:00 pm

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil ................
nyahahha...........
wat the hel hehhee.............
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PostSubject: Re: This is Karma   Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:40 pm

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww kitan u a baka ada t mailawaan u nga kasta hahahaha iso nga kitan u met lang t bartek u hehehehe
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