guys got this from FAS basahin nio matatawa kau hehehe!
UP CAMPUS VANDALISM
Fine Arts bldg:
"nobody cares"
me sumagot: "not even the carebares?"
then another: "not even kier?"
then: "not even zoren?"
lastly: "not even zorro?"
PALMA HALL (A.S.):
A.S. chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
A.S. cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." (then sa tabi ng sulat may chewing gum na pagdidikitan)
A.S. 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."
AS 1st floor CR uli:
"Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumago! t: "t*nga! Dapat 'Im simple and gay'!"
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa
reply: "Mas t*nga ka! Yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya tama yung simple gay nya!"
CHEM Bldg.:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."
Another chem chair: "You Boron!!!"
BIO Bldg:
Bio chair: "Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."
MATH:
sa cr sa may math building: "SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot: "PAANO? "
may sumagot pa: "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN"
sa math building, sa likod ng isang teacher's chair sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan
uli: "you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply: "find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli,
nakasulat sa armchair: "F*CK DA WORLD! "
may sumagot: "F*CK U TOO! -from WORLD"
3rd floor math cr: "kaibigan, pagkatapos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman"
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons: "Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzon's: "remember, the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."
men's cr way above the urinal: "if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main library, filipiniana section: "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
may sumagot: " mali pa grammar at spelling mo. halatang di ka taga UP!"
copied from fas from sir strikejer
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