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		<title>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</title>
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			<title>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</title>
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			<title>WARNING: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES DIS PAST FEW DAYS</title>
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			<dc:creator>moja</dc:creator>
			<description>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space

continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to

literally disappear. 

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.   

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.  

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring

story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD

IN.

WARNING: Consumption  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>moja wat happend!!!makupit sakam!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>knightmare</dc:creator>
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			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/moja-wat-happendmakupit-sakam-t1124.htm#9167</comments>
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			<title>Nice car baby</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/nice-car-baby-t870.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
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			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:39:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/nice-car-baby-t870.htm#7819</comments>
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			<title>good logic</title>
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			<dc:creator>Gunz</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee66/betagboy/mmm.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:19:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>buti pa ang dog, nagdadasal</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i76.servimg.com/u/f76/12/56/73/33/images10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:35:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/buti-pa-ang-dog-nagdadasal-t869.htm#7818</comments>
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			<title>Alin ang future mo?</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/alin-ang-future-mo-t924.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>Kung di magtino sa eskuwela, ito ang mangyayari



Engineering-(Panday)

Midwifery-(Komadrona)

Education-(Tambay)

Criminology-(Tanod)

PMA-(NPA)

Medicine-(Albularyo)

IT-(Tagabantay ng Computer Shop)

Accountancy-(Tindera)

Fine Arts-(pintor ng dingding)

Psychology-(Manghuhula)

Tourism-(Driver)

Mascom-(Bugaw)

IS-(Illegal Recruiter)

Devt Com-(Prostitute)

Nursing-(Maid Care Giver)

Medtech-(Drug Pusher)

HRM-(waiter)

  </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:26:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/alin-ang-future-mo-t924.htm#8158</comments>
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			<title>good game plan</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/good-game-plan-t950.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>skirmish game

Airsofter 1: o ano? ready na ba kayo? ganito nalang gawin natin, i'll lay a suppressing fire to give you guys cover.

Airsofter 2: ayos iyon sir, that's possible, para sure tayo na nakadefense lang ang opfors

Airsofter 1: copy, pero ikaw, i-try mong pumunta sa right flank, sigurado kapag outflanked na sila, good kill na iyon

Airsofter 3: confirmed sir, basta bibigyan ko kayo ng hand signal kapag ready na

Airsofter 1: ok, get ready for an assault

Airsofter 2: yes, may heavy  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:28:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>help me with this</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>Mga kapatid, 

   

i need help in supporting some street children. pasensya na at di

talaga kaya ng budget ko to support their nightly accomodation. i can

only accomodate 3. nakikitulog lang naman sila at umaalis sa araw para

kumain sa DSWD .. kaya kung may konting space kayo, kahit sa garahe,

you can make a big differenceto those interested, just call toll free

.. 1800-UNICEF- childhelp

  

  

  thanks.

  

ps .... ayaw na rin kasi ni misis eh

  

  see photos of the street children  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:21:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/help-me-with-this-t947.htm#8270</comments>
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			<title>...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!</font></font>
<br />
<font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">Anak:
<br />
Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang
<br />
anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun! 
<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />

<br />
jejeje
<br />
</font></font>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:52:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/-t939.htm#8246</comments>
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			<title>Sports Section</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sports-section-t871.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i76.servimg.com/u/f76/12/56/73/33/funny-11.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:41:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sports-section-t871.htm#7820</comments>
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			<title>? define: STEALTH</title>
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			<dc:creator>13ohms</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t187/brightlytes/stealth.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:47:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>the truth behind the song &amp;quot;eternal flame&amp;quot;</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>The truth behind the song &quot;Eternal Flame&quot; and who really sang it.



Bulag: Close your eyes

Pukol: Give me your hand, darling

Bingi: Can you hear my heart beating

Bobo: Do you understand

Manhid: Do you feel thesame

Dukha: Am i only dreaming

Bumbero: Is this burning an eternal flame

Pipi: Say my name

Baliw: Sunshine in the rain

Kawawa: My whole life, so lonely

Doctor: They'll come and ease the pain

Maramot: I dont want to lose this feeling

Wolf: oooohhh!!!!





jejeje  </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 06:22:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/the-truth-behind-the-song-eternal-flame-t902.htm#7979</comments>
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			<title>contest</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Juan: pare, ang ganda naman ng bago mong cellphone, san mo nakuha yan?
<br />
Pedro: ah, eto ba, napanalunan ko kahapon sa karera.
<br />
Juan: talaga? saan?
<br />
Pedro: sa burnham.
<br />
Juan: ah, ilan kayong nagkarera?
<br />
Pedro: tatlo lang kami...ako, yung pulis at yung may ari ng cellphone..
<br />

<br />
jejeje <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:41:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/contest-t897.htm#7955</comments>
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			<title>Expression of pacman when he loses a title match !!!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i46.servimg.com/u/f46/12/56/73/33/paquia10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /> Expression of pacman when he loses a title match !!!!!]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:13:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/expression-of-pacman-when-he-loses-a-title-match-t545.htm#5579</comments>
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			<title>tattoo</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a very sexy and beautiful lady in the arms of a very ugly man???
<br />

<br />
A: Tattoo...tattoo lang yun]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:54:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/tattoo-t846.htm#7720</comments>
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			<title>Driver</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/driver-t845.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Dalawang magkumpare nag uusap...
<br />
Pedro: Pare, paglaki ng anak mo, sigurado akong magaling siyang mag-drive.
<br />
Juan: Bakit pare, malaki ba yung kamay?
<br />
Pedro: Hindi pare, kamukha niya kasi yung driver nyo...jeje]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:50:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/driver-t845.htm#7719</comments>
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			<title>After honeymoon</title>
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			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Newly wed couple after honeymoon...
<br />
Husband: Manloloko ka, sabi mo virgin ka pa pero bat ang luwang ng butas mo???
<br />

<br />
Wife: Gago, sa sobrang kalasingan mo kagabi, yung lola ko ang tinabihan mo sa pagtulog!!!]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:47:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/after-honeymoon-t844.htm#7718</comments>
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			<title>CAttle &amp;amp; Cow</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/cattle-cow-t843.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Anak: Itay, ano po ba pinagkaiba ng cattle sa cow?
<br />
Tatay: Ang cow, baka.
<br />
Anak: E ang cattle?
<br />
Tatay: Dun nakatila ang hali at leyna!
<br />
jejeje]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:44:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/cattle-cow-t843.htm#7717</comments>
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			<title>CONFESSION</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/confession-t842.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Sa Loob ng Confession room...
<br />

<br />
Sakristan: Fogive me father for I have sinned.
<br />
Pari: Bakit anak, ano bang kalokohan ang ginawa mo?
<br />
Sakristan: Father, ginahasa ko po yung pusa natin.
<br />
Pari: Naipasok mo ba?
<br />
Sakristan: Opo father.
<br />
Pari: Buti pa pala ikaw, naipasok mo. Kinalmot kasi ako eh.
<br />
jeje]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:37:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/confession-t842.htm#7716</comments>
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			<title>Cow</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/cow-t835.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[America has COWBOY and COWGIRL
<br />

<br />
Russia has MOSCOW
<br />

<br />
China has MACAW
<br />

<br />
But the Philippines has the most famous cow...
<br />

<br />
The &quot;MAGNANAKAW&quot;]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:12:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/cow-t835.htm#7660</comments>
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			<title>...</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/-t813.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Nung bata pa ako,
<br />
sa tuwing may ikakasal
<br />
lagi akong tinutukso ng lolo at lola ko...
<br />
&quot;uy, siya na susunod&quot;...
<br />
hiya tuloy ako
<br />

<br />

<br />
tumigil lng sila nung
<br />
may namatay sa amin at
<br />
tinukso ko rin sila...
<br />
&quot;uy, sila na susunod&quot;
<br />

<br />
 <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:41:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/-t813.htm#7514</comments>
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			<title>Ang Alamat Kung bakit Sinungaling ang Mga Lalake</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/ang-alamat-kung-bakit-sinungaling-ang-mga-lalake-t773.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>jbotengan</dc:creator>
			<description>Ang Alamat Kung bakit Sinungaling ang Mga Lalake



Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsisinungaling

ang mga lalaki...



Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa

siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.

Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag

ang martilyo niya sa ilog.



Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

&quot;Tutulungan kita, Pedro&quot;

Sabay lundag sa ilog.



Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

&quot;Ito ba ang martilyo mo?&quot;..

&quot;Hindi  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:36:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/ang-alamat-kung-bakit-sinungaling-ang-mga-lalake-t773.htm#7338</comments>
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			<title>who is hotter</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/who-is-hotter-t790.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i36.servimg.com/u/f36/12/56/73/33/hotter10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:21:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/who-is-hotter-t790.htm#7413</comments>
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			<title>BATMAN SUPARMAN (THE UNSUNG HERO)</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/batman-suparman-the-unsung-hero-t661.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description>

Customs Official : &quot;May I know your name?&quot;



Passenger : &quot;Batman&quot;



Customs Official : &quot;What's your name!?&quot;



Passenger : &quot;My name is Bat-man&quot;



Customs Official : &quot;Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?&quot;



Passenger : &quot;Super-man&quot;



Customs Official : &quot;So you're telling me your name is Batman

Superman?&quot;



Passenger : &quot;Yes&quot;



Customs Official : &quot;Arrests the guy...&quot;



So what happens next ?  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:26:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/batman-suparman-the-unsung-hero-t661.htm#6566</comments>
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			<title>13 REASONS WHY NOT TO DRINK TOOOOO MUCH!</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/13-reasons-why-not-to-drink-tooooo-much-t554.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description>REASON NO. 1







NO.2







NO.3







NO.4







NO.5







NO.6







NO.7







NO.8







NO.9







NO.10







NO. 11







NO. 12







NO.13







HMMM KTAN UH AH!!!! </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:13:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/13-reasons-why-not-to-drink-tooooo-much-t554.htm#5662</comments>
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			<title>EWWWWW!!!!</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/ewwwww-t663.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="cyan"><img src="http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n267/XONDERVON/whatssowrong.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<br />

<br />
TELL ME, WHATS SO WRONG WITH THIS PIC?
<br />
HEHEHEHE.....</font>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:11:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/ewwwww-t663.htm#6569</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/ewwwww-t663.htm</guid>
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			<title>wish i have these bags wouldn't you..</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/wish-i-have-these-bags-wouldn-t-you-t662.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="cyan"><img src="http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n267/XONDERVON/bag.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<br />
nail biter
<br />

<br />
<img src="http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n267/XONDERVON/bag2.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<br />
my favorite...</font>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:08:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/wish-i-have-these-bags-wouldn-t-you-t662.htm#6568</comments>
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			<title>Original Sin</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/original-sin-t637.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[If only Adam and Eve were igorots
<br />
they wouldnt have comitted
<br />
d original sin
<br />

<br />
Dey would just ignor the apple
<br />
and eaten the snake...
<br />
Pulutan adi.....beklat kunam man <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:08:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/original-sin-t637.htm#6362</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/original-sin-t637.htm</guid>
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			<title>selling</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/selling-t524.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>Selling my wives.

Bought them for 20k each...selling for 10k (buy 1 take 1)...

may discount pa...

Pang upgrade lng poh ng bengbeng





here is their picture







Beautiful diba???





Bili na baka kayo maubusan.....JEJEJE </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:44:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/selling-t524.htm#5357</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/selling-t524.htm</guid>
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			<title>pinoy love kowts</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/pinoy-love-kowts-t610.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>koi_koi_po</dc:creator>
			<description>You're like my kulangot...because You're hard to get.



You're like my kuto...I can't get you outta my head.



You're like my pustiso...I can't smile without you.



You're like a suppository...you bring out what's bad in me.



You're like a yosi vendor...you give me HOPE and MORE.



You're like ovalteens...I just can't get enough.



You're like my bra...salo salo mo ang dibdib ko.



You're like my shoes...You're always there, wherever I go.



When I am with you, I feel like matatae...because  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:42:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/pinoy-love-kowts-t610.htm#6135</comments>
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			<title>CREATIVE PINOY MEALS</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/creative-pinoy-meals-t612.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gunz</dc:creator>
			<description>CREATIVE PINOY MEALS



Totoo yan! Eto nga yung picture nung lugar . . .











Pinoys' Favorite Food:

THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT ,

so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may

as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS

YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE

FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)



1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog



2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog



3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog



4. PORKSILOG  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:42:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/creative-pinoy-meals-t612.htm#6148</comments>
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			<title>Phrase</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/phrase-t631.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[American: Hey dude! You know what? In America, we have a famous phrase that says &quot;If there is smoke, there is fire&quot;. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /> 
<br />

<br />
Igorot: Awwww, that is nothing compared to us in Sagada. We have a much better phrase which says &quot;If there is smoke, there is meat&quot;.....jejejeje <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:27:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/phrase-t631.htm#6286</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/phrase-t631.htm</guid>
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			<title>Rabies</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/rabies-t510.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><font color="red">Aso1: Pare, totoo bang may rabies nga laway natin?
<br />
Aso2: Oo pare
<br />
Aso1: Totoo din bang ang rabies ay nakakamatay?
<br />
Aso2: Oo, bkit m nman naitanong?
<br />
Aso1: Kinakabahan ako pare
<br />
Aso2: Bakit pare?
<br />
Aso1: Nalunok ko kasi ang laway ko eh, baka mamatay na ako. Waaaaaah!
<br />
</font></strong>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:36:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/rabies-t510.htm#5267</comments>
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			<title>image jokes!!</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/image-jokes-t136.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>russyman</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i34.servimg.com/u/f34/12/02/58/32/f-futu10.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/image-jokes-t136.htm#1575</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/image-jokes-t136.htm</guid>
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			<title>Dear S.T.E.A.L.T.H.</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/dear-stealth-t509.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>Mahal kong S.T.E.A.L.T.H.,



    Kahit ano man ang mangyari s akin, huwag nyo sanang kalimutan na isa kayo sa mga nagpasaya s mga huling sandali ng buhay ko. Kayo ang naging sandigan ko nang mga sandaling kailangan ko ng karamay. Sana, kahit wala na ako, ipagpatuloy nyo ang laban. Nakakalungkot mang isipin pero nandito na ako ngaun sa ospital.......NAGWAWALIS.



                                                                                                                                   ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:29:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/dear-stealth-t509.htm#5266</comments>
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			<title>Sight Accuracy</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sight-accuracy-t580.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Eye Shield 21</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk78/jtechpro08/?action=view&current=howling_wolf-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk78/jtechpro08/howling_wolf-1.jpg" border="0" alt="what do you see?"></a>
<br />

<br />
What can u see?]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:13:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sight-accuracy-t580.htm#5915</comments>
			<guid>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sight-accuracy-t580.htm</guid>
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			<title>Reading is bad</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/reading-is-bad-t546.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[One day, I read that drinking is bad...
<br />
I stopped drinking.
<br />

<br />
One day, I read that smoking is bad...
<br />
I stopped smoking.
<br />

<br />
One day, I read that sex is bad...
<br />
I stopped reading...
<br />
READING IS BAD !!!!!  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" /> 
<br />

<br />
jejeje]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:19:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/reading-is-bad-t546.htm#5581</comments>
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			<title>Funny Picture Posted on an eBay Auction</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/funny-picture-posted-on-an-ebay-auction-t175.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>spectator</dc:creator>
			<description>I got this by email from a friend:  



How can you tell this table is being sold by a man?

And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to

tell!!













This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? 

Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess. 

You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! 

Know the answer? 

If you still can't , scroll down now....

















OK, Look in the mirror. 

Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/funny-picture-posted-on-an-ebay-auction-t175.htm#1995</comments>
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			<title>SINO ANG PINAKAMAGALING SA LAHAT!!!</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sino-ang-pinakamagaling-sa-lahat-t357.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>MetalGear</dc:creator>
			<description>ITALY





INDONESIA





MALAYSIA





GERMANY





HONGKONG





KOREA





PHILIPPINES

 </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:55:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/sino-ang-pinakamagaling-sa-lahat-t357.htm#3842</comments>
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			<title>This is Karma</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/this-is-karma-t373.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gunz</dc:creator>
			<description>Taken from FAS



Dear  Luningning,



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for

good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to

show for It. These last two weeks have been hell.

Mr. Lopez called to tell me that you had quit your job today and

that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice

that I had gotten a new

hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore

a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You came home and  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 05:22:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/this-is-karma-t373.htm#3983</comments>
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			<title>matatawa kau d2</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/matatawa-kau-d2-t365.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description>guys got this from FAS basahin nio matatawa kau hehehe!





UP CAMPUS VANDALISM



Fine Arts bldg:

"nobody cares"

me sumagot: "not even the carebares?"

then another: "not even kier?"

then: "not even zoren?"

lastly: "not even zorro?"





PALMA HALL (A.S.):



A.S. chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"



A.S. cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." (then  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:52:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/matatawa-kau-d2-t365.htm#3906</comments>
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			<title>10 craziest things na ginagawa ng lasing.</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/10-craziest-things-na-ginagawa-ng-lasing-t466.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gunz</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Umiiyak ng walang dahilan.



2. Nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing.



3. Kumakanta ng pasintunado.



4. Tinatawagan ang ex para makipag-usap ng walang sense.



5. Nai-inlove na lang bigla.



6. Ginagawang unan ang inidoro.



7. Nagiging galante.



8. Ikinukwento ang buhay ng boung angkan.



9. Nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar.



10. Panay sabi ng "hindi na ko iinom kahit kailan" habang sumusuka.





sino ka dito? 





*Copied from FAS </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:20:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/10-craziest-things-na-ginagawa-ng-lasing-t466.htm#4781</comments>
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			<title>how to reverse engineer a satellite</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/how-to-reverse-engineer-a-satellite-t550.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SnakeDoc</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnY7UVyaFiQ" class="postlink" target="_blank"><strong><font color="#0033cc">How to Reverse-Engineer a Satell...</font></strong></a>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:35:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/how-to-reverse-engineer-a-satellite-t550.htm#5641</comments>
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			<title>commercial</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/commercial-t551.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WgTAq7XUVgI" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:26:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/commercial-t551.htm#5644</comments>
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			<title>JOKE LANG PO....</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/joke-lang-po-t84.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description>JOKE LANG PO NA MAY JOKE AKONG LINAGAY O PINOST DITO...



                    </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:20:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/joke-lang-po-t84.htm#676</comments>
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			<title>im selling bb's kastoi oh</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/im-selling-bb-s-kastoi-oh-t343.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>XONDERVON</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n267/XONDERVON/Jollybb.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
<br />

<br />

<br />
<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">bili na poh kauh </span>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:44:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/im-selling-bb-s-kastoi-oh-t343.htm#3682</comments>
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			<title>Eye Chart for Men</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/eye-chart-for-men-t140.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>spectator</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[If you are having trouble hitting the targets, check out your vision with the following eye chart
<br />

<br />
<a href="http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart/index.html" class="postlink" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart/index.html" target="_blank">http://www.menshealth.com/eyechart/index.html</a></a>]]></description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/eye-chart-for-men-t140.htm#1632</comments>
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			<title>Galing E-mail</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/galing-e-mail-t135.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gunz</dc:creator>
			<description>Sa Math Class... 

Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at

hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na? 

Banong: 2 po mam! 

Teacher: At kung hinati ko pa pareho? 

Banong: 4 na piraso po! 

Teacher: Hinati ko ulit. 

Banong: 8 piraso po. 

Teacher: Hinati ko pa. 

Banong: 16 po mam. 

Teacher: Hinati ko pa? 

Banong: 32 piraso na po! 

Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit? 

Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti) 

Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati? 

Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo!  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:24:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/galing-e-mail-t135.htm#1565</comments>
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			<title>MONEY:</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/money-t539.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>MONEY:

-it can buy a house but not a home

-a clock but not time

-a book but not knowledge

-position but not respect

-medicine but not health

-blood but not life



See, money isn't everything. 

It often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because you are my friend,

and as your friend I want to

take away your suffering.



So send me all your money &amp; I will suffer for you.

Cash is fine and I accept cheques too...Jejeje </description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:22:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/money-t539.htm#5532</comments>
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			<title>haha</title>
			<link>http://stealth08.forumotion.com/text-jokes-grin-jokes-etc-f13/haha-t511.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Phantom</dc:creator>
			<description>    Clifford, who always shows up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.

    "What happened to you?" his boss asks.

    "I fell dow two flights of stairs," Clifford answers.

    "And that took you a whole hour???"





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Three rough-looking

bikers stomp into a truck 

shop where a grizzled 

old-timer is having breakfast.

One  ...</description>
			<category>Text Jokes, Grin jokes, etc.</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:49:53 GMT</pubDate>
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